so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
with a period, end of story.
perhaps you’re just marrying a norman
When my balls stick to the inside of my leg…
im not even a guy but this is funny
the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up
Haha, I kind of just part my knees and it does the trick, but you get the idea. Look out for people doing this next time it’s a hot day!